i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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