do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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