We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Is Oprah even human
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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