Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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