Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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