We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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