I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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