i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
