He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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