Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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