I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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