it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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