anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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