what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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