im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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