when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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