I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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