We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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