Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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