I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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