question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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