One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
FUCK WHALES
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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