Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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