Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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