I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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