hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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