Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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