kristin has been a bad kristin
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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