Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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