i permit you to call me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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