Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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