But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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