...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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