You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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