quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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