I got her a Nickelback box set.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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