Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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