They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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