I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize