Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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