weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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