i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
