she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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