I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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