No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
