I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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