You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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