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  Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

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• (845): View more from New York

  I feel like our house is getting pulled over.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Eric got herpes from Jo-ann

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  That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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• (408): View more from California

  No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.

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• (858): View more from California

  you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?

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• (831): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.

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• (914): View more from New York

  So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?

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