You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.