The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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