Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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