Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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