a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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