i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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